With the announcement of the McVegan burger's release in locations in Finland and Sweden, Grimace McDonald (surviving domestic partner of the late Ronald McDonald) has made a public statement.
"Duh, my partner and I did not get into the fast food industry for this. We were pioneers. We were meat lovers. Duh, I'm all for progress and alternative lifestyles clearly. But not like this..."
Ms. McDonald also went on to say that ze late partner is likely rolling over in his grave and that ze specifically feels that this vegan attack/culinary monstrosity shows the company has reached it's lowest point since the introduction of the McGriddle. "Society has been permanently broken. Like the machine that makes McFlurries...it's [expletive]ing broken, my [expletive]gas. Pour out a shamrock shake for the dead homies."
While many have been moved by Grimace's words, others are merely impressed that ze is so trill. Meanwhile, Vegans continue to only go to McDonald's because they don't really have a choice or because they are hanging out with that friend.
Randall 'Crabmeat' Thompson is a stand up comedian based out of Las Vegas, NV. He dreamed a dream of time gone by.