I have talked and written at length about the ongoing food war between sandwiches and everything else. 2017 is smack in the middle of Sandwiches VS. Everybody. Sandwiches are dope, too. Like, they are Kendrick Lamar level dope. Nobody can deny their skill, efficiency, and appeal to people of all ages. They keep it real. And there has been some speculation about what a sandwich even is these days. For example, are wraps sandwiches? A bread bowl is just a sandwich with soup in the middle! What about sliders? Are they not just young sandwiches? We need to nurture them to make sure they turn out right. All of us need to do our part. It takes a village to raise a cold cut combo.
One thing that I personally don't consider a sandwich (because it was guacamole) is the burrito. The debate will continue I'm sure. However, I'm not confused about what a burrito is. What vexes me is a burrito bowl. I just ate one...I think. I mean, it was delicious but putting all the burritudinous ingredients into a bowl doesn't make it a Mexican delight. It means you are lazy or you are allergic to bread. I don't understand it. We don't need anymore death to occur. We've lost too many already. When does it stop? The Burrito war must stop. It started with a bowl and it's already headed into extremists putting sushi inside. Please, do the right thing and remember, if you can't pick it up, it's not a fucking burrito.
Randall 'Crabmeat' Thompson is a stand up comedian based out of Las Vegas, NV. He dreamed a dream of time gone by.